"Jack of all trades & Master of ONE"

I differentiate people on what they believe in .One category of people believes in the adage”It’s better to know 100% of one thing rather than 1% of 100 things”.The second category of people live by the motto :”Jack of all trades & master of none’.You’re reading an article of a guy who believes in a third category :"Jack of all trades & Master of ONE".
[Disclaimer:I believe in it but haven't been able to execute it myself]
Before telling u about that category I’ll will explain u why I want to desperately get out of Category II to which I belong currently.

Category I :people are pefectionist.At least they firmly believe that they are so even though ,in reality, they’re may be not .i quite appreciate these people as they are the masters of their field & are the sort of people who take the society forward.But now comes my actual view of them:They’re people who are among some of the most boring people to talk to .You get pissed of hearing about the same topic again & again. The moment youl divert them from their field of interest they’ll be sitting like dumb duffers at a corner in the room(No hard feeling 4 such good ,but I’ve say the truth).They’ll be searching for opportunities to divert the topic back to their own field & at that moment u feel like becoming a Psychotic killer & whacking the hell out of them. You ask them about anything not related to their field & u'll see them throwing those foolish smiles .
Now get ready 4 some never-heard-before answers for one of the most easiest Qs u’d have ever heard.
Recently on MTV ,a couple of celebrities (all science graduates) were asked the following question:
Interviewer:What’s a light year?
(All scratch their heads as though they’re gonna introduce some new Relativity Theory & hereeeee we gooo with their whacky answers)

Celebrity1:I can’t recall it exactly but I guess it should be a year which is light.

Celebrity2(Quite confidently)A year in which no disasters,you know,like
floods ,Tsunami,you know, earthquake occurs.(Good jughead ,indeed!)

Celebrity3(a hot babe):Of course ,a year in which there’s,you know,no light ,there's no power.You know, some parts of our country r still very backward(Go & talk to our politicians about this.At least they’ll wake up to the problems after seeing such a sizzling babe..Won't they?)

Celebrity4: Wat? a light year..ummm..sorry..Never heard this term before. No clue!!(See the quality of science graduates we’re churning out.Downright Pathetic ;) )

Celebrity5: A year in which there is lots-n-lots of partying,dating.I mean,evrybody is happy ,cool.They feel light, relieved of tensions (Indeed Mr. Celeb !!At least after listening 2 ur foolish answers ,we’ll feel light,Won’t we?)

Celebrity6: The distance light travels in 1 year in a light year.

Oh God,did i hear a correct ans..did i? at least one genius among a bunch of morons.I’m so elated to see ,at least, the collective score of these Page 3 celebs is not zilch!.

Byee 4 now ,I’ll discuss(read faultfinding) Category 2 ppl & of course the category 3 ppl in the coming posts.